Just like a last name can describe a person, the names of some American towns say so much about them. For every Main Street in a town called Springfield, there is an equal and opposite version of this somewhere in the USA, which is certainly likely to give you a chuckle.
Thanks to Estately, Americans can now learn about some of the funniest, most peculiar places that a GPS might have to pronounce.
If you’re in Oregon, things certainly won’t be boring, that is unless you’re in Boring, Oregon. And here you always thought Oregon would be so much fun.
While you’re in Oregon you can say goodbye to Boring and wave hello to Aloha. You can also check out Bridal Veil, Climax, Dead Ox Flat, Drain, Idiotville (which is ghost town), Merlin, Paisley, Plush, Rainbow, Remote, Riddle, Ruggs, Shedd, Starvation Heights, Sublimity, Tangent, Voltage, Wankers Corner, Wonder, and Zigzag.
The Keystone State
If you’re in Pennsylvania, cover your kid’s ears because you might be going through Big Beaver. It’s in the same vicinity as Blue Ball, Intercourse, and Lickdale. And be sure to check out Virginville. There’s also Bird-in-Hand, Coupon, Frackville, Grill, Halfway House, Hop Bottom, Pillow, Spry, and apparently, The Hideout is easy enough to find.
The Volunteer State
If that’s too much for you, you can always head back to Boring. Except this time make your way south to Tennessee. That’s right, because one Boring just isn’t enough, there’s Boring, Tennessee, too. You can find interesting things to do in towns such as Bean Station, Bell Buckle, Bitter End, Bucksnort, Bumpus Mills, Campaign, Crab Orchard, Defeated, Difficult, Disco, Finger, Flippin, Goat City, Guys, Lick Skillet, Mascot, Nutbush, Only, Pickwick, Shackle Island, Smartt, Static, Spot, Sweet Lips, and Wartburg.
The Lone Star State
And, just in case you’re wondering why you actually shouldn’t mess with Texas, here are a few towns you’ll either want to avoid or see for yourself: Bacon, Bangs, Beans, Bee Cave, Best, Bigfoot, Blackjack, Bluntzer, Bobo, Bootleg, Bugtussle, Cat Spring, Coyote Acres, Cut and Shoot, Dime Box, Ding Dong, El Gato, Earth, Goodnight, Gun Barrel City, Happy, Humble, Hoop and Holler, Hornbeak, Knickerbocker, Latex, Log Cabin, Lovelady, Muleshoe, Nada, Noodle, Oatmeal, Personville, Point Blank, Raisin, Scissors, Scurry, Smiley, Snook, Spearman, Tarzan, Uncertain, Whiteface, Who’d Thought It (another ghost town), and Zipperlandville.
Here are some other must-visit towns across the USA:
Alabama: Allgood, Ballplay, Boar Tush, Lick Skillet, Normal, Scratch Ankle, Screamer, Shorter, Smut Eye, The Bottle, and Warrior.
Arizona: Carefree, Many Farms, Nothing (another ghost town), Santa Claus (no one lives there), So-Hi, Surprise, Three Way, Tombstone, Top-of-the-World, and Why.
Arkansas: Bald Knob, Blue Ball, Booger Hollow, Goobertown, Greasy Corner, Gum Springs, Magazine, Nimrod, Okay, Possum Grape, Romance, Self, Smackover, Success, Toad Suck, Waldo, Weiner, Whiskerville, and Y City.
California: Aromas, Bieber, Devil’s Elbow, Happy Camp, Helltown, Hercules, Hooker, Old Fig Garden, Peters, Prunedale, Raisin City, Ragged Point, Weed, Weedpatch, Yolo, and Zzyzx.
Colorado: Fearnowville, Gunbarrel, Last Chance, Loveland, Mead, Meeker, Punkin Center, Rifle and Troublesome.
Florida: Needmore, Pass-a-Grille, Spuds, Two Egg, Waldo, Watergate, Whisper Walk, and Yeehaw Junction.
Georgia: Balls Ferry, Bonanza, Box Springs, Butts, Cash, Climax, County Line, Dixie Union, Elder, Empress, Enigma, Experiment, and Faceville.
Hawaii: Cod Fish Village, Haiku, and Volcano.
Idaho: Atomic City, Beer Bottle Crossing, Good Grief, Hand Place, Headquarters, Player Place, Santa, Slickpoo, Squirrel, Sublett, Sweet, and Wickahoney.
Washington: Acme, Bacon, Beaver Homes, Berryman, Big Bottom, Bunk Foss, Bunker, Cactus, Cashup, Chumstick, Dollar Corner, Dot, Dynamite, Home, Humorist, Humptulips, Kooskooskie, Mock City, Novelty, Opportunity, Pysht, Shreck, Snowden, Startup, Swede Heaven, and Touchet.
West Virginia: Acme, Amigo, Bald Knob, Battleship, Beard, Beartown, Beech Bottom, Big Chimney, Booger Hole, Brohard, Bud, Crumpler, Cucumber, Droop, Hoohoo, Man, Paw Paw, Pinch, Tornado, War, and Wood.
Ohio: Ballville, Chagrin Falls, Deadman Crossing, Devil Town, Dry Run, Dull, Fleatown, Florida, Hooven, Jerry City, Kunkle, Knockemstiff (ghost town), Licking View, Pee Pee Township, Pottery Addition, Seaman, Shadyside, Spunky Puddle (ghost town), and Trotwood.
Oklahoma: Bowlegs, Bugtussle, Bushyhead, Corn, Dibble, Dead Women Crossing, Frogville, Greasy, Hooker, Jumbo, Leach, Loving, Okay, and Slaughterville.
This list serves as an important reminder that wherever you go, always be sure to pack a sense of humor.